Nurses at the hospital who think you’re an dumbass stupid idiot because you don’t like needles.
Yes, I’m 21 years old. Yes, I’ve had needles before. Yes, I realize that they are actually pretty much painless. THAT DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T DISLIKE THEM WITH EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING MMKAY?
Like, I’m not screaming or crying or throwing a fit, I just sit there quietly, close my eyes, and squeeze the fuck out of the hand of whatever poor soul I’ve bribed to accompany me because I’m a giant wimp.
Now, for the most part, most nurses are awesome, they’ll even let you lie down or use a “tinier needle”. I’m not sure if there’s really a tinier needle for them to use or if they’re just lying about it to make me feel better, BUT IT DOES MAKE ME FEEL BETTER OK. seriously, most nurses rock, and they’ll talk to you the whole time so that you’re chilled out. But every now and then you get some stank nurse who rolls their eyes at you and gives you a stank ass look, or who needs to point out that “they don’t hurt that much”, “it’s just a little needle”, or my personal favourite “how old are you?”.
If there was a magical way to enjoy getting needles then I would be first in line, but there isn’t, and it’s perfectly acceptable to not like METAL CONTRAPTIONS BEING INSERTED INTO MY FLESH. And it sucks when the nurse makes you feel like a shitty person about it.
Long story short, don’t be a dick because I don’t get an insane existential orgasmic thrill about being jabbed with sharp objects.
Guys if you could vote I would love you FOREVER. My friends band is in the top 20 to win 20,000 dollars in equipment and airtime.
JUST CLICK VOTE FOR TREE SEED-VEGAS LOUNGE LIZARD at the very bottom! You don’t need to register or anything, just click! And if you’re so inclined, you can listen to the song, it’s awesome!
SERIOUSLY THIS WOULD MEAN SO MUCH!
Our Education student society bus crawl shirts for this weekend are so badass.
Would it be in bad taste for me to order Vicki Vantoch’s threesome handbook alongside a hefty order of children’s picture books? No? Because that’s what I’m currently doing
Awe man, I missed having a 4.0 GPA by TWO PERCENT
Beyond rotted :(
That hilarious moment when I was four years old and I literally bitch fit so hard that I convinced my parents to let me wear my Sailor Moon costume to school photo day.
So I check my Facebook newsfeed today. One of my friends is pregnant, another just finished their undergraduate degree, one just got a job with the Canadian space agency, another is engaged.
And I’m just here like
“Well I ate 13 candy canes for breakfast today and I think I have a new freckle on my arm”
Well, I just kicked his ass three times in a row in Mario Kart and absolutely destroyed him on Rainbow Road so I think we all know who wears the pants in this relationship
Mom: oh honey, you never wear dresses! Make sure you take some nice pictures at the dance tonight so I can put them in a frame!
My surprise party theme: JARED PADALECKI
there were moose cupcakes