i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup
Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five
I am so lost
The mustache has been in the armstrong family for generations.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Splatter a plain black scarf with bleach in a small spray bottle. Dip a paintbrush in the bleach and rub your finger across the top of the brush to splatter some thicker dots onto the scarf. Let the bleach dry until it’s the color you desire it to be. Wash the bleach out in a sink. Once it’s dry you can paint small “stars” like the one you see midleft.
Made your splats too white? Dye them with food coloring to add some blue or pink color!
and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women
this makes me sick
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
Misa on Wheels
Cosplay: We’re all geeks wearing costumes. ALL of us.
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth……
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit
here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker
- fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
- dude have you seen the fucking maldives
- did i mention orgasms
- ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
- so many concerts to go to
- fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
- the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying
whenever im sad i look at this post
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
gay porn is something else
I’m crying they all look so happy
THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games