Sorting fan fiction by ‘kudos’ and reading down the list as it gets more and more terrible and you become more and more desperate and hopeless
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
I feel like this line of the song is extremely underrated.
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU
Hey kids this is a symptom of depression
The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.
HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence
have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women. it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman